John or Jess | Vermont | ♍ | 15 | Genderfluid| Maid of Space Mostly Homestuck with a dash of gay THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN NSFW
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mama-green:

just gonna leave this here

Sprite Edits: X X

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

thequeenvevo:

she got her

adteachings:

As ad people and designers, we spend a lot of time embellishing information – with metaphors or visual puns, for example – all in hopes of making it more interesting and memorable. But sometimes, the most compelling communication is found in plain facts. The design group Guts and Glory has created an amazingly powerful website concerning the gun lobby’s control of U.S. lawmakers. It’s called They Don’t Work For You. As you scroll down the site, you’ll probably find yourself getting more and more upset with the senators who work harder for the NRA than they do for young victims of gun violence. Fortunately, the site gives you the opportunity to call out each and every senator on his or her pro-gun voting record. It’s supremely powerful stuff, with no advertising cleverness required.

jordynslefteyebrow:

You run, hit, jump, fly, and flip like a girl? Keep doing it. It’s working.

me applying for a job

aragaki:

agendr:

aragaki:

interviewer: so do you have any special talents
me: :3
interviewer: you cant make that face in real life
me: :3c
interviewer: shit boy!!

image

shit boy!!

crime-of-the-century:

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS